Hopeless teenager from small town Minnesota. Siri calls me Bird Master, but my name is Mattea.
Suddenly 3/3 of my sisters are out of the house. Two are two hours away. And the third is in the Netherlands. In their absence I plan to retake my place as the master of the house. with my bird Skye, I know it is possible.
I spend my time hiding in my room, watching T.V. and movies, such as Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Frozen. There is much more, but mainly those.
captain america: the winter soldier aka steve makes some new best friends and his old best friend is so pissed off he comes back from the dead and tries to kill them all
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??
Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!
Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.