Hopeless teenager from small town Minnesota. Siri calls me Bird Master, but my name is Mattea.
Suddenly 3/3 of my sisters are out of the house. Two are two hours away. And the third is in the Netherlands. In their absence I plan to retake my place as the master of the house. with my bird Skye, I know it is possible.
I spend my time hiding in my room, watching T.V. and movies, such as Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Frozen. There is much more, but mainly those.

 

paacreek:

pajama-wearing-fallen-angel:

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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This movie got away with a lot

Originally they planned for the first film to be PG-13/R rated.

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

(Source: smolderingcas)

subtle-queen:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

cosmopolitanchick:

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

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How it actually was:image

He was such a jackass urgh
Like not even intelligent at all

uhm.

he pilots a space ship. by himself. and knows the math to do it.

not to mention the mind games he played on literally everyone.

Plus he pointed out that the galaxy being destroyed was kind of a big deal. He was goofy, but not dumb.

boneycircus:

notyourexrotic:

kitten-pants:

tinasus:

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.

Literally French. …….

….
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Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!

except…NO.

learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.

fun fact: I totally pictured the Beauxbatons I read in the books as full of all the ridiculously gorgeous unattainable teenagers peppered across Europe and Asia, and there were definitely Muslim girls in hijab peppered in that imagined, beautiful crowd.

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

(Source: foodtrucker)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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