Hopeless teenager from small town Minnesota. Siri calls me Bird Master, but my name is Mattea.
Suddenly 3/3 of my sisters are out of the house. Two are two hours away. And the third is in the Netherlands. In their absence I plan to retake my place as the master of the house. with my bird Skye, I know it is possible.
I spend my time hiding in my room, watching T.V. and movies, such as Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Frozen. There is much more, but mainly those.

 

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

foreverwholocked:

systemofadowneyjr:

shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit

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i’m sorry but benedict in the last one just looks so upset

(Source: outstanding-mediocrity)

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

downdowntherabbbithole:

sillysammy2297:

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

aarontveikmehome:

just saw a little girl at the beach about seven or eight years old and her name was cosette

the les mis fandom is reproducing

I would die if her future boyfriend is named Marius

So would all of his friends

How dare you

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

sam-winchesters-ruler:

last-of-the-garrison:

skipping-in-hell:

bless this show

bless the fact that this is how cas and kevin first met

Bless the fact that cas called Kevin a hot potato

(Source: wynchester)

superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship

vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU