Hopeless teenager from small town Minnesota. Siri calls me Bird Master, but my name is Mattea.
Suddenly 3/3 of my sisters are out of the house. Two are two hours away. And the third is in the Netherlands. In their absence I plan to retake my place as the master of the house. with my bird Skye, I know it is possible.
I spend my time hiding in my room, watching T.V. and movies, such as Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Frozen. There is much more, but mainly those.
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
He was such a jackass urgh
Like not even intelligent at all
he pilots a space ship. by himself. and knows the math to do it.
not to mention the mind games he played on literally everyone.
Plus he pointed out that the galaxy being destroyed was kind of a big deal. He was goofy, but not dumb.
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!